[photo: Wagoner City Jail]

The first day of school is rough. Not just for the kids--the teachers are stressed out too. Have you ever been so stressed that you went to work with no pants on? Hey, it happens to the best of us. Oh, it doesn't happen to the best of us? Hmm...

Oklahoma teacher Lorie Ann Hill was arrested this week after showing up for the first day of school drunk and pantsless. Another teacher saw her in the classroom looking pretty disoriented (no students had arrived yet, thank God) and called police. Hill admitted to "drinking some vodka" that morning, and had obviously forgotten how to dress herself.

[Tulsa World]